For 12 bucks a piece.
Noooo thanks. For half that price, I figured I could make a whole tray of bacon bars. So I did.
I baked up some bacon, and then cut it into tiny pieces.
Then I spread a layer of chocolate chips on parchment paper on a cookie sheet.
I popped the tray in the warm oven for a few minutes until the chocolate chips were melty, and then I spread it all together, and sprinkled my bacon on top of it.
When it was aaaaalmost cool, I scored it into bars, and then let it finish cooling.
Then I cut up a bunch of aluminum foil, and wrapped up a whole pile of my very own bacon chocolate bars.
All ready for stockings on Christmas Eve!